Friday, April 06, 2007

How To Get A Panda Horny

Sorree for the lack of new posts! * :) * Shall sekaligus give you 2-3 posts! * heehee *

Lately, I find that there are a lot of amusing stories that made * and still making * me smile. Well, that is a very good thing when I am feeling lower than sewage drains... ANYWAY, sometimes, i really find that people can be highly creative when they are desperate.

These people too desperation to a definite higher level.

An article from the newspaper 1-2 weeks ago made me wept tears of both laughter and sadness. There's this zoo in the tom-yum-country which has 2 pandas in their residence. As an attempt to get the pandas to breed, they resorted to making the pandas watch * gasp! * P-O-R-N!!! Panda porn that is... * pengsan * WTF? *

The article even inserted a pic of a caged panda sitting in front of the tele to watch you-know-what. Poor baby... It really amazed me how some people can be so "creative" and thought of such alternative. I guess desperation is the motivation... What lebih memeningkan my kepala is that they even reported that that particular alternative have yet to be successful as the pandas showed no reaction after watching the *err... * videos. * someone kill me please... * Hey, wtf u expect? They are pandas, not you leh!

You think you get horny after watching porn and asume the pandas will too? puh-lease-lah...

I feel sad that the pandas are being forced into doing such things. What more saddening is the act that these pandas were being loaned to the tom-yum-country at this humongous amount of fee every year - macam rent rumah pulak. They are living being too - and to know how they are being treated as a commodity breaks my heart. The pandas should be loved and protected, not to be used to make profit!

*sigh...* I wanna save those pandas from being forced into watching porn! Poor babies... Imagine life being caged the moment you were born till you die is already depressing enough, now, add in the humiliation of being subjected to such treament... God pless bless all the pandas' souls...

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